▷ Midgard Community Service
"So the whole Thor thing happened last summer, while I was helping Jane with her research, and since I survived that I’m apparently qualified to assist some of the greatest scientists of the modern world? And I have L2 SHIELD clearance? Sure, why not. I mean, Phil Coulson thought I was competent, I guess. Getting a rec letter from him is like getting one from the Pope and Batman. And then Thor put in a good word for me when Dr. Banner was looking for an assistant, so here I am.
But they never said anything about me needing a bodyguard. I know Bruce has the Other Guy, and I’ve seen the videos on Youtube and 4chan and whatever, but come on. The guy wouldn’t hurt a fly. He actually helped saved an entire species of fruit fly. He’s pro-fly. But my mom insisted, and Thor said his brother needed to learn a few lessons about humanity, and Thor’s dad thought the whole snake dripping venom on his son’s face was a bit old-fashioned so. Director Fury signed some papers.
And that’s why I’m spending my summer driving across the United States with Dr. Bruce Banner and Loki, Son of Laufey. This does not count towards my major.”
This is glorious and I demand the rest of it. 83